The Skinny on Chocolate: It's a Health Food

"Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate." Deanna Troi, Star Trek: The Next Generation

I have to agree with Deanna Troi--forget love. Let me fall in chocolate.

Actually, as a child, that was my daydream--to get a Hershey bar as big as my bedroom and not have to share.

Why am I, like so many Americans (read on to see that I don't lie), obsessed with this delectable seed?

1. The very smell of chocolate increases theta waves in your brain. That makes you relax. Can you imagine me without my chocolate?
2. It's a great, natural anti-depressant. (Imagine what I would be like without chocolate!) It contains tryptophan which helps create serotonin. Forget the turkey. I want chocolate for Thanksgiving.
3. The inventor of the chocolate chip cookie was a brilliant individual. The recipe was sold to Nestle in return for a lifetime supply of chocolate. Who got the better end of the deal? Uh duh. It's obvious.
4.  A single chocolate chip can provide enough energy for an adult human to walk 150 feet. Thirty-five chips enables the adult to walk one mile. For 875,000 you can walk around the world.
5. It takes about 400 cacao beans to make one pound of chocolate.(See the illustration of the beans above).
6. And every second, Americans (collectively) eat 100 pounds of chocolate. That's a lot of beans.
7. Each person consumes 12 pounds of chocolate a year. (I personally make-up for the few who eat no chocolate.) 
8. Americans spend $7 billion dollars a year on chocolate. (I thought my budget was bad.)
9. Hershey produces 20-25 million kisses a day. Pucker up. It's like love.
10. Eating dark chocolate every day reduces your risk of heart disease by one-third. However, I don't think that extends to the quantities I consume them.
11. Chocolate has an anti-bacterial element that protects your teeth from decay.
12. Be careful. Good things need to be used in small doses. A lethal dose of chocolate (heavens, how could there be such a thing) is 22 pounds--about 40 Hershey bars.
13. The average chocolate bar has about 8 insect parts.
14. There's a pill that makes your fart smell like chocolate.
15. The original name for hot chocolate was cacahuatl. Translated it was cocoa water. The Europeans did not like drinking anything named caca water. Would you? 

Which is your favorite chocolate fact? Currently #14 is my favorite. What can you expect from caca water?

The Third Day Proves God's Love For Us

Gen 1:11-13
Then God said, "Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds." And it was so.
12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
13 And there was evening, and there was morning — the third day.


How do I know God's love for us? Genesis 1:11-13 prove it. Man didn't come along until day six. But God prepared the way. Vegetation!

• Chocolate comes from the cacao tree.When a rotten mood hits, what makes me feel better? Chocolate. God knew he'd make a woman in three days--He made sure we would have something to delight us.
• Coffee comes from the coffee bush. How could I wake up in the morning and smell the roses without my jolt of caffeine. A strong cup of black java is ambrosia. A latte or cappuccino is divine. and some of you have to adulterate it with sugar? 
• Sugar cane is also vegetation. Because of it, we can eat golden Oreos.
• And of course we have flowers. Any man knows the way to a woman's heart is with sweets and flowers shared over a steaming cup of coffee.

Gen 1:29
Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food.

Oh the immeasurable love of God!