|A container suitable for the 24 hour urine test!|
This came with several undoable stipulations:
- all urine had to go directly into the prescribed bottle
- it had to be refrigerated
- non could be discarded
Several problems reared their heads--such as being unable to fit the jug under me, fitting everything into the prescribed jug. And how do you leave the house? Go to church? Eat out for breakfast and drink IHOP out of coffee?
The solutions (this all involves violating the letter of the law):
- For about eight bucks, you can buy a "specipan urine hat." This is a plastic measuring cup (so to speak) that looks like a top hat. You place it on the toilet. The rim holds it in place.
- For living a life outside of your home? I simply found a plastic container with a secure lid. Instant Porta Potty.
Stay tuned to tomorrow's installment.